I love you, Amy Poehler

Apparently this was her idea

file under: amazing women being awesome

Bernice bobs her hair

A trio of fabulous femmes to give you an idea of what my summer hair looks like. Tragically, a Myrna Loy 'do doesn't automatically come accessorised with a William Powell-type partner in crime to be the Nick To my Nora.

I enjoy being a girl

This brilliantly named shade of nail polish has been produced by Revlon ever since the early 1950s, and is currently adorning my fingers. Perfect for channeling past starlets and secretaries alike.

I'm everything you ever wanted to be!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains!

Corinne "Third Degree" Burns is kind of my new hero. She's tough as fuck and epically disdainful. And she doesn't get her comeuppance for being a rebel girl, which happens in so many other movies. Sure, her erstwhile love interest (who knew Ray Winstone made such a babin' rockabilly-punk?) destroys her audience by telling them they're adverts, but at least he doesn't slut-shame her or tell them that maybe she does put out - when she wants to.

"I'm perfect. But nobody in this shithole gets me because I don't put out!"